The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Anime Quotes

If a survey were conducted to see if people believed in aliens, time travelers, or maybe espers, most would say they do not; average high school student Kyon considers himself among the non-believers. However, on his first day of school, he meets a girl who soon turns his world upside down. During class introductions, the beautiful Haruhi Suzumiya boldly announces her boredom with "normal" people and her intention of meeting supernatural beings. Dumbfounded, Kyon learns of her frustration with the lack of paranormal-focused clubs at their school and unwittingly inspires her to start her own club. She creates the Spreading Fun all Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade, otherwise known as the SOS Brigade. Following the SOS Brigade's founding, Haruhi manages to recruit Kyon and three other members: quiet bookworm Yuki Nagato, shy upperclassman Mikuru Asahina, and perpetually positive Itsuki Koizumi. Despite their normal appearance, the new members of the SOS Brigade each carry their own secrets related to Haruhi. Caught up in the mystery surrounding the eccentric club leader, Kyon is whisked away on a series of misadventures by Haruhi and the SOS Brigade, each one bringing him closer to the truth about who and what she is.

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The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: We believe that God exists. And he exists because we exist.

- Itsuki Koizumi

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: *thinking* Every day, I hang out with an alien, a time traveler, and a Esper...and I'm still as sane and objective as ever. Hmm...I wonder if that makes me special or something.

- Kyon

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Let's calm down. The enemy is shooting at us.

- Itsuki Koizumi

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Afterall, the fate of the world rests on my pitching. The world sure isn't worth much these days.

- Kyon

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Have you ever realized how insignificant your existence is on the planet?

- Haruhi Suzumiya

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: I didn't abduct her. It was voluntary arrest.

- Haruhi Suzumiya

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: What else would I be here for? To illegally enter the premises, of course.

- Haruhi Suzumiya

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Every school story has to have a maid character!

- Haruhi Suzumiya

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: I can't take you seriously when you're dressed like that! I'm sorry, Mikuru, but I'm being controlled by the alien right now. Here goes nothing!

- Tsuruya

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: The person that needs to be as far away from the H-bomb switch as possible in all of Japan, is right here.

- Kyon

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Oh look at that. My tea has gone cold.

- Itsuki Koizumi

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: I had a dream where I fell into a surreal world with a girl I knew, and then ended up kissing her! A dream so easy to understand that even Sigmund Freud would laugh out loud.

- Kyon

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Actually... Ponytails turn me on... that ponytail you had back then, it looked so good it was criminal!

- Kyon

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: A localized, non-corrosive amalgamation of asynchronous space is independently occurring in restricted condition mode.

- Yuki Nagato

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: *to Haruhi* Are you a moron?

- Kyon

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: ...but as they say, it ain't over till the fat lady sings. I don't know which fat lady is doing the singing or where she's planning on doing her singing. But if I find out where she is, I'd like to put her out of commission for a year!

- Kyon

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: I thought that everyone in Japan had to be packed in there. So I turned to my dad and asked him,"Do you know how many people are here right now"? He said probably fifty thousand, since the stadium was full. I was only one little person in that big crowded stadium filled with people, and there were so many people there, but it was just a handful out of the entire population. Up till then, I always thought that I was, I don't know, kind of a special person. It was fun to be with my family. I had fun with my classmates. And the school that I was going to, it had just about the most interesting people anywhere. But that night, I realized it wasn't true. All the stuff we did during class that I thought was so fun and cool, was probably happening just like that in classes in other schools all over Japan. There was nothing special about my school at all.

- Haruhi Suzumiya

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: I'll back off for now. Next time I won't hesitate to destroy you. Take this time to make your tombstone...

- Yuki Nagato

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: A picture of you sleeping with a stupid look on your face totally oblivious to the dangers of this trip serves as a warning to future generations!

- Haruhi Suzumiya

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: You can't do anything about what doesn't exist. In the end, humans have to settle for what's in front of them.

- Kyon